2974 N Cramer St

Who says 3 bedroom UWM apartments are a dime a dozen? I do, because it's true and I'd only lie to you if your goldfish, Leiderhozen, died over spring break. As your future property manager it's not my job to tell you about your dead goldfish. That’s why you have flatmates. And with two flatmates that's four shoulders to cry on over poor Leider. Face it, if you can't even keep a goldfish alive, you need as many flatmates as you can get. So what stands out about this dime a dozen place? For starters it's just a few minutes walk to class. Studies show that people who can't keep pet fish alive lack punctuality, so you're welcome. We even have private parking so you can make those weekly trips to Pet Supplies Plus for a new fish before the grief sets in over the passing of Leiderhozen XXIV. I know you have a $100/mo budget for your ESG (Emotional Support Goldfish) so we’ve decided to keep the rent extra low. Talk it over with Sally, your fish lady at Pet Supplies Plus. I’m certain she’d agree that you should schedule a tour for you and Leiderhozen.