6180 S Packard Ave Unit 1

Are you languishing again that you haven’t blossomed into the Taylor Swift of Cudahy like everyone predicted in your high school yearbook? First, everyone lies when signing yearbooks. It’s the polite thing to do. Second, for someone who lives an endless loop of procrastination, you’ve achieved plenty! It’s not your fault, how could you climb any metaphorical mountains when distractions perpetually bombard you? You need to simplify your life in a pleasant, peaceful space like this newly remodeled studio. As a born-again CatholicBuddhist, I vowed to speak truthfully to people for at least the first two months of acquaintanceship. So, honestly, this studio, like all studios, is small but it’s also functional. The fresh paint, new floors and your newfound zen lifestyle make this your perfect sanctuary. Plus, you get free heat, laundry room, private parking lot and we handle shoveling snow and lawn care. And as a special gift from the Church of Latter Day CatholicBuddhist, when you sign a lease, I’ll sign your yearbook (in two months).