907 E Russell Ave

Ah, so you're seeking two bedrooms. Congratulations on surpassing the lowly title of reclusive cat-person! Mom will be proud. Speaking of moms, this apartment has floor to ceiling windows for your burgeoning succulent collection which you acquired to prove to her that you can keep something besides yourself alive. I agree 100%. Having the nurturing capacity of a desert is impressive. What’s that? You’re emotionally developed beyond a desert biome? Very well, your cat may also live here, but no birds. Birds are filthy and reflect poorly upon you. No one’s social standing ever improved after getting a bird (except pirates and we don’t rent to pirates west of KK). Perhaps it’s my lucky day and you’re some posh social media influencer. Then you’ll appreciate the spacious bedrooms to record your TikToks and Facebooks. In the spring you and your slightly-less-cooler-than-you flatmate can photograph yourselves tandem biking down KK Ave to the hamster hat shop and lunch at Honeypie to show the internet how much fun your life is. Did I mention how many closets this place has? Tons. Great for all your outfits or, my personal favorite, hop in a closet with Elliott Smith on your AirPods and have a good cry. Hey don’t judge til you try. I suppose you’re more of a classic “cry in the shower” kinda person. Fair enough. I started there too. You’ll love losing yourself in the chartreuse tub. Plus, FREE heat and A/C with your rent, so you’ll be nice and cozy as you collect yourself for another YOLO day! Also, we have a heated underground garage, storage lockers and on-site laundry. Sorry, nothing weird to say about that. Well, this has been great. I’m feeling much better. DM me, we’ll set up a tour so you can go for a test cry. And don’t worry if you forget your towel, you can buy one in the lobby gift shop.